narrotor: AND NOW ITS TIME FOR SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE LARRY COMES OUT AND SINGS A SILLY SONG
WE JOIN LARRY AS HE FOLLOWS THE TRAGIC SAGA OF BARBRA MANATEE
IN THE DAY TIME DRAMA ENDANGERED LOVE
Larry: Barbra Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (up above, up above)
you are the one i love (i love, i love, i love)
Bill: "please dont cry Bar-ba-ra,
your a nice Manatee,
you've been so good to me
but i must go into the world and to noble things for the good of all
and you cant come because you dont speak Frrrench
au revoir"
Barbra: "but if you leave Bill
who will take me to the ball?
whoese gonna take me to the ball, Bill?
i have a new dress and shoes
a new manatee lipstick
who will take me to the ball?"
Larry: "i'll take you to the ball Barbra Manatee!"
Barbra: "please dont go"
Bill: "i must"
Barbra: "dont go!"
Bill: "i must!"
Barbra: "dont!!"
Bill: "must!!"
Barbra: "dont dont!!!!"
Bill: "must must!!!!"
Larry: Barbra Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (a manatee from heaven)
you are the one i love
Barbra Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
i'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
i'll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball)
i hope your not to tall (they might have trouble dancing)
Barbra: "Bill, ive learned French"
Bill: "you have?"
Barbra: "mais, oui. je suis Manatee. See?"
Bill: "oui, oui mon amie
i always knew you could
i really hoped you would
now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"
Barbra: "yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?"
Bill: "...i cant dance"
Barbra: "you cant!?"
Bill: "no"
Barbra: "i must go"
Bill: "please dont go"
Barbra: "i must"
Bill: "dont go!"
Barbra: "i must!"
Bill: "dont!!"
Barbra: "must!!"
Bill: "dont dont!!!!"
Barbra: "must must!!!!"
Larry: Barbra Mantee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one...
smash
Bob: "Larry...what are you doing?"
Larry: "just watchin' a little TV...Bob"
Bob: "well....maybe you should read a book"
Larry: "yah, ok"
Narrotor: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY
Bill: "oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance"
Barbra: "oh, Bill"
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